You know who’s the best part of Aliens? Hudson? No. Bishop? Fuck you. Ripley? Well, yes, but she doesn’t count. I’m talking about Vasquez, the ultimate badass-iest of the ultimate badasses and maybe the butchest character I’ve ever seen in a movie. Early on, Hudson asks her if she’s “ever been mistaken for a man.” Her reply: “No. Have you?” And who says lesbians don’t have a sense of humor?